Poor Doomed Kiddywinks

Now my dear children

Take a seat

What i've got planned

Is quite a treat

I've planned a trip

In my magic machine

To go into the future

Where there's much to be seen

Lets go forward a decade

You're all seventeen

You've not lived through much

But by God what you've seen!

I'll go through you all now

One after one

And tell you about

One thing thats to come

Patricia you're first dear

A very good start

You're a loner and freak

Because you're too smart

Jamal you're up next

Felthams own grime star

Hiding your self

Behind badman bars

Louise you're a sweet girl

Kind to all

But nice equals boring

Hence your downfall

Ahmed, our young muslims

Who can't grow a beard

And when wearing a backpack

Is openly feared

Sophie keep 'em on dear

Is all i can say

You've been passed around more

Than a parcel at a birthday

Reena you won't have

A friend outside your own race

Bob you'll stab Billy

Just to save face

Alex you're a rockstar

Down in the local bar

Lisa you're in the West End

A theatre star!

Jo will run over

A very short child

Daisy will join up

to 'Good Girls Gone Wild'

Karl you're a track star

Damien you're gay

Louis' left home now

Jay's lost his way

Jenna's bulimic

Nik snorts cocaine

Wasim's an extremist

Beau's gone insane

Naomi's a teen mum

Jack's got a rash

Nina's at Oxford

Abel's white trash

Tina's had cancer

Mark's lost his job

Sam's started a business

Jades got a gob

Thats all of you babies

How great was that?

You'll know you will grow up

An unsuccessful twat!

Why call me bitter?

I'm just telling the truth

This is the story

Of our future youth

I'm not alone

In thinking this way

The media, the elderly

Have all had their say

You're bastards and whorebags

Who need to find Jesus

Become frigid and dull

And you'll sufficiently please us

Robyn xxx

18/11/2008